1. Never in a hurry to do the work, suddenly the customer will change his mind and have to redo everything? (After writing, he seriously thought about whether this advice is harmful :))
2. Praised themselves often and a lot. Exaggerate the size of your fees and wind up the number of projects in the portfolio. Customers will be delighted, and if someone convicts, do not care! There will be more suckers!
3. Take the payment forward! If they doubt you, send the customer to Yuh offended! In an extreme case (if not enough for ice cream) take 50%, but be terribly indignant about this.
4. Do not conclude a contract! Paper – for novice dummies, and you are a unique author of your kind and the bureaucracy is useless to you! And it doesn’t matter that this is a world -famous company – you are cooler, and therefore stand on your.
5. Do not take up projects with a small budget! Put a bar in the amount of a monthly salary of a provincial clerk and chew crachers until you get such an offer. And it doesn’t matter that you still do not have a real portfolio and real skills.
6. Add health to sleep as often as possible. After all, Mendeleev, for example, in a dream, a periodic table dreamed!
7. Eat more sweet – sugar is necessary for the brain for fruitful work! So do not part with donuts in powdered sugar and Coca-Cola (by no means dietary!!!)
8. Make your working office as comfortable as possible: a soft folding sofa (on which you can sleep creatively), a large refrigerator (see paragraph 7), stereo system 7. 1, a wireless joystick (and preferably immediately the PS3 console) and hard Terlet for 10 with selected films and porn (very inspiring).
9. No need to fill yourself with a bunch of notes and notes: on the table it leads to a mess, in the computer – to littering the desktop. Discuss everything in ICQ or Skype. If you forgot something-write, or (which is even better) call. And it doesn’t matter that the customer has a deep night – after all, he needs you to finish the project, and not you!
10. Drink more coffee (or to the extreme of cola). Get yourself a dozen mugs and use them in turn (so that the mold has time to dry). Do not go bankrupt to natural – all this is homophilia and glamor, and you are made of meat!
11. Read LJ, Facebook and other blog platforms – there are a lot of useful information and practical tips. Moreover, reading them, you will increase self -esteem – after all, without most of these tips you can do it well.
12. More often take breaks on films and computer games. Sack on their brown with chips – this will help to distract from the routine and find fresh solutions. 13. Don’t think about tomorrow. Picked out the most expensive equipment, furniture, household appliances on credit and boast about this to colleagues and friends on Twitter – this will raise self -esteem and give an additional incentive for earning!